Lunch!!!!

I eat chicken rice at Tampines,the chicken rice is nice to eat.

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Ron: "Oh no! What am I gonna do?! My wife's all alone in the courtroon downstairs!"
Harry: "Ron...you don't have a wife..."
Ron: "...Oh...right..."

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*Snow Day*
Age 8: Yay! I'm gonna build a snowman!
Age 11: Eh. Whatever.
Age 14+: I'm going back to sleep.

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(Mom is pregnant)
Son: What's in there?
Mom: A baby, your sister!
Son: Do you love her?
Mom: Yes, very much!
Son: THEN WHY DID YOU EAT HER???
Mom: !!!

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"So you saw Harry Potter yesterday? What happened?"
"Harry Potter died"
"Oh. Really? Okay."
"Dobby died too"
"WHAT! Dobby died!!! :`( Noooo!"